Episode Area 51 1/2 Page 2

Scene: Hallway of Watergate Hotel
General Admission knocks on the
door of room 1204. Door opens
Athena standing there in bathrobe.

Athena
Come in.

General Admission
Thank you.

Interior of room, Athena walks up
to General she is holding a
half empty wine glass.

Athena
Wine.

General Admission
Sure.

Athena smashes her fist into
the general’s face, he collapses
onto floor off camera, Athena
looks down and very calmly speaks

Athena
When I say wine, that is your cue to refill my glass.

Interior of room 1204, Athena in leather
work clothes.

Athena walks up to gagged
General who is now tied to bed. He is
only seen from the waist up, shirtless.
Athena is holding a leather blindfold and
places it on the general’s face.

SCREEN GOES BLACK

SFX
zippers, velcro, vibrator ,muffled scream, electric arcing,
muffled scream, power tools, muffled scream, air compressor
muffled scream, flatulence, dental tools, goat bleating
muffled scream, nail gun, silence.

Interior of room 1204, General
tied to bed, gagged and blindfolded.
Athena standing over him, calmly
smoking a cigarette.

Athena
Ok, you pathetic little wuss, do you want a happy ending?
Or a very very sad ending to tonight?.

General Admission
Muffled scream

Athena
Opps, sorry.

She removes gag

General Admission
(panting) HAPPY, HAPPY ENDING PLEASE!.

Athena
Ok, answer this question.

General Admission
Anything.

Athena
What is really in area 51?

General Admission
I..I can’t answer that.

Athena goes off screen,
returns with a weed whacker

Athena
Ok, General, you're being busted down to private.

Exterior shot of room 1204
weed whacker sound, General’s
screams

Interior of room 1204, General
still tied to bed, Athena looking
tired and impatient,

Athena
A cell phone? You can contact them on a phone?.

General Admission
(almost unconscious) yes, a forty two digit number
dialed from any cell phone. That is why they gave us
cell phone technology. So we could contact them.

Athena
What is the number?

General Admission
I don’t know it, only a hand full of powerful people
have it. I’m not important enough to know it.

Athena
I’ll be right back, don’t go anywhere...

Scene: Hallway of Watergate Hotel
Athena steps out of room dressed in
her leather outfit and walks to a fire
hose on wall. She unrolls it and walks
back to the room holding nozzle.

Athena
General, you look like you might have been a bit
irregular lately, let me help you get things going...

Spanish maid pushes housecleaning
cart by with out even noticing. Athena
disappears into room.

On highway, Binge driving

Binge
You know a little friggin appreciation might go a long
way right now!

Athena
(in a soft loving tone)
I’m sorry babe, it was a rough trip. Forgive me.

Binge
It’s ok, I understand.

Athena
So, how did your art thingy go last night?
Sorry I had to miss it.

Binge
The opening? It went well, I sold....

Athena
Ohhh, stop at the rest area, we can have breakfast
and you can tell me all about it. My treat.

Mercedes parks, Binge steps out
still groggy from the night before.
Starts to talk to Athena offscreen

Binge
So how was your flight?

Sound of screeching tires as her
car peels out of spot, tires smoking.
Leaving Binge standing in middle of
the lot. he turns to the viewer.


Scene: Hallway of Watergate Hotel General Admission knocks on the door of room 1204. Door opens Athena standing there in bathrobe. Athena Come in. General Admission Thank you. Interior of room, Athena walks up to General she is holding a half empty wine glass. Athena Wine. General Admission Sure. Athena smashes her fist into the general’s face, he collapses onto floor off camera, Athena looks down and very calmly speaks Athena When I say wine, that is your cue to refill my glass. Interior of room 1204, Athena in leather work clothes. Athena walks up to gagged General who is now tied to bed. He is only seen from the waist up, shirtless. Athena is holding a leather blindfold and places it on the general’s face. SCREEN GOES BLACK SFX zippers, velcro, vibrator ,muffled scream, electric arcing, muffled scream, power tools, muffled scream, air compressor muffled scream, flatulence, dental tools, goat bleating muffled scream, nail gun, silence. Interior of room 1204, General tied to bed, gagged and blindfolded. Athena standing over him, calmly smoking a cigarette. Athena Ok, you pathetic little wuss, do you want a happy ending? Or a very very sad ending to tonight?. General Admission Muffled scream Athena Opps, sorry. She removes gag General Admission (panting) HAPPY, HAPPY ENDING PLEASE!. Athena Ok, answer this question. General Admission Anything. Athena What is really in area 51? General Admission I..I can’t answer that. Athena goes off screen, returns with a weed whacker Athena Ok, General, you're being busted down to private. Exterior shot of room 1204 weed whacker sound, General’s screams Interior of room 1204, General still tied to bed, Athena looking tired and impatient, Athena A cell phone? You can contact them on a phone?. General Admission (almost unconscious) yes, a forty two digit number dialed from any cell phone. That is why they gave us cell phone technology. So we could contact them. Athena What is the number? General Admission I don’t know it, only a hand full of powerful people have it. I’m not important enough to know it. Athena I’ll be right back, don’t go anywhere... Scene: Hallway of Watergate Hotel Athena steps out of room dressed in her leather outfit and walks to a fire hose on wall. She unrolls it and walks back to the room holding nozzle. Athena General, you look like you might have been a bit irregular lately, let me help you get things going... Spanish maid pushes housecleaning cart by with out even noticing. Athena disappears into room. On highway, Binge driving Binge You know a little friggin appreciation might go a long way right now! Athena (in a soft loving tone) I’m sorry babe, it was a rough trip. Forgive me. Binge It’s ok, I understand. Athena So, how did your art thingy go last night? Sorry I had to miss it. Binge The opening? It went well, I sold.... Athena Ohhh, stop at the rest area, we can have breakfast and you can tell me all about it. My treat. Mercedes parks, Binge steps out still groggy from the night before. Starts to talk to Athena offscreen Binge So how was your flight? Sound of screeching tires as her car peels out of spot, tires smoking. Leaving Binge standing in middle of the lot. he turns to the viewer.		Scene: Art Gallery Lance and Jody trying to ignore Stalker Chick, she circles around to the front of them and talks Stalker Chick My ex husband is stalking me too. He uses the child support check as an excuse to come by every week. Jody Why don’t you have him just mail it? Stalker Chick I would, but I have a restraining order against the mailman, I know he was peeping in my windows! Lance and Jody turn their backs to her, she circles back around to their faces. Stalker Chick Child support! Two-ten a week! Try to feed and clothe a kid on that! Compared to what he makes managing the Burger-Rama it’s a joke! Lance and Jody turn their backs to her, she circles back around to their faces. Binge walks up Binge So, how's your new boyfriend...what’s his name? Kid Toucher? Stalker Chick Sid Fletcher! I had to break up with him, he became possessive. Binge They all do, huh? Stalker Chick Yes, They ALL DO! I caught him driving by my shop every hour like clock work! Binge He’s a bus driver, that’s his route. Stalker Chick Stop defending him! You're just as bad! Scene: Art Gallery Stalker chick kneeling alone in the middle of gallery, screaming Stalker Chick MY 23 YEAR OLD CAT HAS LEUKEMIA!! WAAAAAA None of you care! I’m exactly like that woman who got murdered in New York City and everyone ignored her screams for help!!! All of you go to HELL! Binge (offscreen mumble) Why don’t you just go to a meeting. Scene: Art Gallery exterior Crashing and smashing sounds. Gay couple run out in panic, followed by older professional looking couple fleeing. Scene: Art Gallery Interior Stalker chick and Binge fighting. Both locked in battle rolling over table of wine and cheese Lance and Jody watch on, casually Lance Well, the first hour went by without incident. Jody Athena would be soooo jealous if she knew another woman was inflicting pain on him. Binge goes to kick Stalker Chick in her extended stomach, Gallery owner screams as Binge stops inches from it Gallery Owner BINGE! NO! You’ll hurt the fetus Binge That’s not a fetus, that’s her LIVER! Binge produces a large pipe wrench from offscreen smashes it into Stalker’s stomach, loud gong sound Stalker chick does not flinch Binge steps back, does the Matrix wave to stalker chick. She slams into him, both fly offscreen followed by crash. Scene:Binge’s apartment Binge is sitting on the floor, whiskey bottle and bong nearby on table. Telephone rings, he does not stir. His clothes from the night before are disheveled and stained answering machine (Binge’s voice) You have successfully dialed my answering machine (BEEP) Athena Binge, wake up you missable little punk and come up to the airport to get me. (click) Binge picks his head up off of table. His face sticks to the surface a velcro sound as he "peels" it off. A bubble pack pop sound as his vertabre snaps back into position. (John Lennon's “Nobody Told Me”) Binge stirs, moaning. He walks out to street, exterior shot of his apartment. Walks up main street past downtown Keysburg, sight gags of town's residents. Arrives at Athena’s white Mercedes. Shots of car speeding up parkway, over bridges, turnpike, airport with enormous amounts of paramilitary security. Stops in front of terminal. Athena sitting on designer luggage smoking. Athena Took you long enough! Binge I wish you’d say that in the bedroom. I missed you too baby. Athena Shut up and help with the luggage. Binge goes to pick up the two suit cases, a skycap with a forklift drops off a skid of road cases marked “DeCruel” and skycap leaves. Binge I’m not even surprised anymore. His cell phone rings, he answers Binge Yea? Voice on phone Hello, Arthur Bingeby? Binge Yea. Voice on phone This is the manager at the Watergate hotel in Washington DC I need to talk to you about the water damage to room 1204, and the rooms 1104 and 1004 below it. Binge Perhaps you should call back the plumbers to stop the leak. Voice on phone Room 1204 was registered to your credit card number.
	Binge CRAP.

		Binge sitting on bench at rest area bus stop, looking very depressed. Bus pulls in, doors open, Buffet Bob is driving. Binge looks up at a scowling Bob. Binge You know, no matter how bad my life gets, I can look at you and think “At least I’m not a fat pig”. Buffet Bob You know I don’t have to take any crap from you! Binge Yes you do, you're a public servant. Most of us have wittnessed you eating food you found left on the bus. So, yea, your’e going to catch crap from me. Binge on bus talking to a passenger next to him. Passenger She sounds like a real handful... Binge I know from what I am telling you she might sound a little high strung... Passenger I was thinking drug crazed Socio-pathic killer bimbo type. Binge Hmp. Maybe, but she’s really hot looking. Thru window of bus, a silver orb is seen bouncing over horizon. Both are unaware of it. Next Page
Athena’s white Mercedes pulls off of a back road onto a dirt road, into a large rural field. She steps out, pulls out her cell phone and a scrap of paper. She starts to dial a number from the paper.