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From the Front Page of UPI (Underground Press International)
(September 17, 2008: Keysburg Beach, NJ - Field Reporter: 'BiNGE')

(Keysburg Beach, NJ) In a stunning turn of events that has rocked the Adult internet starlet scene, Athena DeCruelle, former B-movie star turned professional dominatrix, has announced her support for the McCain/Palin ticket. Ms. DeCruelle, who recently instructed the US Defense Department in non-life threatening interrogation techniques for the remaining prisoners at Guantanamo Bay, was quoted as saying to Barack Obama, "Who's the little piggie now!"


She went on to say that Sarah Palin is "an intelligent, capable woman with a nice rack, and a cute 'First Dude'", and asserted that "Johnny seems like a really sweet guy." In her closing statement, 'Ms. Athena', as she's known to her close associates, told reporters that she'd be sending Sarah "her favorite whip to help reform those sissy dems in Washington."

 

 

 

 

 

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Red, White, and Shoe 2005 is now renamed
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I'm sure the McCain people aren't jumping for joy over the endorsement of a cartoon character in a mature comic strip. I felt I had to offer my 2 cents. I am nauseated by the "Hollywood Crowd's" propaganda efforts for an ill qualified candidate. This Athena for McCain campaign is a reaction to the loud left's non-stop rambling. I think the Athena character would be a Republican. A gun loving, kick ass bitch who would make Palin her heroine. "Give me a female VP, with brains and a wolf fur coat, I'll give her my vote."

Athena DeCruelle and her Keysburg Beach Neighbor "The Stalker Chick"