My
Economic Policies Must Be Sound...
Look
at my finances. I have millions and millions to throw around, I can
buy television networks. Could a man do that if he didn't understand
basic economics? I spent hundreds of millions, I still can't get rid
of it all. Did you ever see the movie "Brester's Millions?"
It's like that, except I have no idea where any of the millions came
from. It was all those ten and fifteen dollar
donations from the regular people like you.
I'm even donating some of the money back into America, with community
programs like ACORN.

(21) 10.26.08

You
Too Can Benefit From My Strategy...
My millions came from donors. Yours will too. Regular people like "Joe
the Plumber" will donate a portion of their money to America, and
all of you. In turn you'll donate a portion of yours so others can have
more. See how easy it is not to know where millions of dollars come
from. It's not Socialism, it's reverse Capitalism! 
(22) 10.27.08
Don't Be Left Out...
Vote
today! Vote once for yourself, vote for the kids, your pets, even your
dead grandparents deserve CHANGE, VOTE FOR THEM TOO! Remember every
vote you give me will cancel out a vote for McCain.

(23) 10.28.08
How
Much Do You Have To Earn
To Be Considered RICH?
It depends on several factors. Like when you ask me, or if you ask Joe
Biden. The good news is after I become President the standard of living
in the United States will drop like Chicago gangster on Valentine's
day. As the standard drops, the figure for wealth will drop also. In
a few years it may only take an annual income of $25,000 to be considered
wealthy. Great news huh? That's an income obtainable for most Americans.
That means under my economic programs every American, legal or not,
can be called wealthy.

(24) 10.29.08

Artist
Taxation! I know you laughed, so pay up! 
Donate
$20 to a starving artist so he won't have to go on welfare and really
suck you dry!