Bruce Springsteen romanticized the migration of drunks from bar to bar in the song "E Street Shuffle." Recovering alcoholics prefer to site it as an example of the evils of drink.
Either case, it's fun to watch.
Stalk-Don't Stalk is based on a totally fictitious couple, not in Belmar. They had one of those on again/off again/on again type of relationships. During the off again periods he was prone to parking in front of her house all night, stopping to her place of work and the occasional jumping out from behind bushes and screaming about his undying love. She was prone to getting restraining orders. I heard they are engaged now. Only in Belmar can restraining orders be traded in for marriage licenses without question.
Love is F-in ponderous.
Styles
knew he had to move to Belmar when at a party he witnessed three drunken
women spanking each other in a kitchen. In 2004 Styles sculpted The
Retired Dominatrix, it sold within a month. This was the follow
up piece, and the first of the Belmar Group series.
"I can say from personal experience that it's a red flag when
a woman has dominatrix listed on her resume. I can get freaky with the
best of them, however when I start loosing days of work due to personal
injury from foreplay, it's time to find new hobbies."
Retired domme my ass.
They can be mounted outside near a deck or swimming pool. Hang them inside your home to surprise your minister.
Individually priced at $225.oo or all three for $500.oo
( €179.oo or all three for €395.oo)
Be the first (& probably only) on your block to own these designs on a Tee-shirt
€ 10.00
Silk-screen
of the artwork on the back of a white shirt, small Lavender Moon logo
on the front. Most sizes available.
Limited quantities, while supplies last....OK, he needs to unload these.
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